and what Alice
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Of course the first thing to do was to make a grand survey of the country she
was going to travel through. "It's something very like learning
geography," thought Alice, as she stood on tiptoe in hopes of being able
to see a little further. "Principal rivers - there
Principal mountains - I'm on the only one, but I don't think it's got any name.
Principal towns - why, what
creatures, making honey down there? They can't be bees - nobody ever saw bees a
mile off, you know -" and for some time she stood silent, watching one of
them that was bustling about among the flowers, poking its proboscis into them,
"just as if it was a regular bee," thought Alice.
However, this was anything but a regular bee: in fact, it was an elephant - as
Alice soon found out, though the idea quite took her breath away at first.
"And what enormous flowers they must be!" was her next idea.
"Something like cottages with the roofs taken off, and stalks put to them
- and what quantities of honey they must make! I think I'll go down and - no, I
won't go just
yet," she went on, checking herself just as she was beginning to run down
the hill, and trying to find some excuse for turning shy so suddenly.
"It'll never do to go down among them without a good long branch to brush
them away - and what fun it'll be when they ask me how I liked my walk. I shall
say - 'Oh, I liked it well enough -' (here came the favourite little toss of
the head), 'only it was so dusty and hot, and the elephants did tease
"I think I'll go down the other way," she said after a pause:
"and perhaps I may visit the elephants later on. Besides, I do so want to
get into the Third Square!"
So with this excuse she ran down the hill and jumped over the first of the six
"Tickets, please!" said the Guard, putting his head in at the window.
In a moment everbody was holding out a ticket: they were about the same size as
the people, and quite seemed to fill the carriage.
"Now then! Show your ticket, child!" the Guard went on, looking
angrily at Alice. And a great many voices all said together ("like the
chorus of a song," thought Alice), "Don't keep him waiting, child!
Why, his time is worth a thousand pounds a minute!"
"I'm afraid I haven't got one," Alice said in a frightened tone:
"there wasn't a ticket-office where I came from." And again the
chorus of voices went on. "There wasn't room for one where she came from.
The land there is worth a thousand pounds an inch!"
"Don't make excuses," said the Guard: "you should have bought
one from the engine-driver." And once more the chorus of voices went on
with "The man that drives the engine. Why, the smoke alone is worth a
thousand pounds a puff!"
Alice thought to herself, "Then there's no use in speaking." The
voices didn't join in this time, as she hadn't spoken, but, to her great
surprise, they all thought in chorus
(I hope you understand what
chorus means - for I must confess that
"Better say nothing at all. Language is worth a thousand pounds a
"I shall dream about a thousand pounds to-night, I know I shall!"
All this time the Guard was looking at her, first through a telescope, then
through a microscope, and then through an opera-glass. At last he said,
"You're travelling the wrong way," and shut up the window and went